Tonight I answered the phone at work and was unprepared for the conversation that would follow.
Me: Hello, this is Ashley, can I help you?
Sir: Yeah, hi, I'm hoping I don't come off sounding crazy.
Sir: I live at [apartments a few doors down]. Were you working last Wednesday?
Me: No, but I might be able to answer your question anyways [thinking he's going to ask about the concert series].
Sir: So you saw it too?!
Me: Saw what?
Sir: Oh, I thought you said you knew what I was talking about. I don't want to sound crazy. I'm as sober as a judge, ya know, but I saw something in the sky Wednesday night and it looked like it was coming from near you guys.
Me: Oh. No, I don't know anything about it.
Sir: Yeah, it was so strange so I grabbed my neighbors and we were all trying to figure out what it was. It wasn't a helicopter or something. It was strange.
Me: [intrigued from watching too much Ancient Aliens lately] Oh?
Sir: I'm not drunk or anything, I'm sober as a judge. And I know what helicopters look like. This thing had three white lights, and two red ones. And it would move to the side, then stop suddenly and just...hover. Then it would shoot straight up or to the side, real quick, and then go back to hovering. Maybe it was a drone, but I don't think they're as big as this thing was. It was out there for about 15 minutes just hovering with the lights. I know I probably sound crazy.
Me: No, that's okay.
Sir: I...I hate to say it, but...it looked like...It looked like a UFO, you know? I've never seen anything like it in my life! A few of my neighbors were out there with me and they haven't either. One girl tried to take a picture with her phone but couldn't get it. It was just so strange.
Sir: I've been debating calling to ask someone about it because I didn't want to sound crazy, but I just had to ask. I thought maybe you do airlifts or something that that's what I saw.
Me: No, we don't do that here. They do at the hospital [down the road a little bit] though.
Sir: Yeah, but I don't really think it was a helicopter anyways. It looked totally different. Ah, well, thanks for trying to help.
Me: No problem! Wish I knew something about it.
[conversation ends politely]
Best. Phone call. Ever. Made my night.
Of course, I turned to Google when I got home, and he's not the only one to have noticed it. It's recorded on the National UFO Reporting Center's registry with the same details he gave me (except he gave a little extra- like the number of lights).